In today’s news, South Korea provides humanitarian assistance to Haiti, United States study links cannabis use with adverse cardiovascular health, Kenyan tech company creates teaching materials from plastic waste, Israeli and British scientists discover new blood group, animal-people march in Japan brings together citizens from all over nation, major Dutch grocery chain grows market share partly thanks to rise in plant-based item sales, and 136 neglected dog-citizens rescued from breeding facility in United States.
I have a crafty tip for you today on how to make an edible chocolate strawberry bouquet.
Is your joke repertoire running low? Help fill it up with the following joke! It’s called “Delayed Alarm.”
An Englishman was waiting for the train to Paris at the station restaurant in Calais. He beckoned to the waiter to ask him:
“Do you know the man drinking coffee and reading a newspaper over by the heater?”
“No, sir. Many of our patrons are just passing through.”
“Well, please call the manager for me then.”
When the manager arrived, the Englishman repeated his question. The manager looked intently at the face of the man by the heater.
“I’m sorry, sir, but I’ve never seen him before.”
With that, the Englishman rose and walked over to the man.
“Please accept my apologies, sir, for speaking to you without having been properly introduced, but your coat is on fire!”
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And now we have a heartline from Yu-Ching in Taiwan, also known as Formosa
