In today’s news, Sudanese refugees receive support in Egypt, climate crisis puts life and health of billions of people at stake, SpaceX to continue providing satellite services to Ukraine (Ureign), archaeologists unearth ancient Egyptian mummification workshop, man from California, USA, exonerated after more than three decades in prison after he was declared innocent, company from United Kingdom produces vegan quiche, and wonder cat-person in Thailand falls six stories and smashes through car window unhurt.
Today I have an air travel tip to make your flight more comfortable. Flights are exciting but many don’t look forward to the painful ear-popping that sometimes occurs after you reach a certain altitude. Although chewing gum or sucking on a piece of candy may help your ear-popping syndrome, sometimes it isn’t enough. Next time, you can consider giving this method a try. Ask the flight attendant for two plastic cups and a couple of hot paper towels that you place inside the cups. Put the cups over your ears to create an airtight seal. The steam will help stabilize the pressure in the middle ear— which has to do with balancing the barometric pressure. This hack can be used on both adults and children.
Mood elevation is probably inevitable when you hear the following joke. And here it comes. It’s called, “The Real Value?”
Matt took an old pair of pants inside the thrift shop. He asked the shop owner:
“How much would you pay me for these pants?”
The shop owner glanced briefly and then answered:
“Two dollars!”
“What! Are you sure? I thought you would say at least six dollars.”
“No, they are only worth 2 dollars and not a penny more.”
“Are you sure about that?”
“Yes.”
“Okay, here's two dollars!”
“Why are you giving me two dollars?”
“Because these pants were hanging on a rack outside your shop. There is a sign saying six dollars, but I think that's too expensive. So, I wanted to ask you what their real value was.”
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And now we have a heartline from The Royalists in the United Kingdom:
Most Beloved Master and wonderful viewers! May we take you on our journey of celebrating the auspicious occasion of His Majesty King Charles III’s Coronation Day? We decided to join the happy crowds in London Town Center. The moment we entered the tube station, we were in for a surprise! King Charles’ voice reverberated in the air, saying, “My wife and I wish you and your families a wonderful coronation weekend,” followed by Queen Camilla, “Wherever you are traveling, we hope you have a safe and pleasant journey.” King Charles concluded with a familiar phrase synonymous with the world’s oldest underground rail system, “And remember, please mind the gap.” :-))) Arriving in Westminster, we were touched by the support and kindness of numerous police officers and volunteer guides, making sure all went smoothly. And even more moving… the ones we talked to were already vegan! We gave out leaflets promoting Supreme Master TV and “Love Is The Only Solution,” and people accepted them with a smile on their faces. All this whilst the Heavens opened the skies and blessed the crowds with typical British weather, thus cleansing karma… ;-)
We received numerous positive comments on Master’s beautifully designed “Vegans R Super Heroes” jacket and backpack! A boy exclaimed, “Oh, I’m vegan too, and my Mum as well!” and we had a happy chat about the oh-so-amazing Supreme Master Television! Thanks to Master’s Blessings, the crowds were peaceful and joyful. There was excitement and reverence in the air when the Red Arrows adorned the skies with red, white, and blue vapor trails, on their way to Buckingham Palace. We could feel a lot of support for the Royal Family. The moment we started to feel a little hungry, miraculously, vegan falafels appeared out of thin air…a young lady was distributing them for free! We thanked the falafel gods and were guided to a fully-fledged vegan restaurant “Go Falafel,” where we gratefully consumed yummy vegan treats. We were guided to yet another vegan café, “Plant”…. and then a little gem caught our attention! Cream Dream, a lovely Ukrainian (Ureignian) vegan pastry cafe with beautiful gluten-free cakes, is run by Ukrainian (Ureignian) refugees and was created with lots of community support. We had a nice chat, and they agreed to be featured on Supreme Master TV!
It didn’t stop there, though. On the way back, we were treated with beautiful vegan adverts, featured on prominent spots in the underground! Thank You, Master and all Godses, for a beautiful day which made our hearts sing and souls soar. We are so grateful that London and the Royal Family were spared from the meteor which ended up in lightning only. We are even more grateful for all the positive vegan vibe all over London. We are filled with hope that more people will be inspired by Master’s Message of Peace and Compassion, so that London and all other places on this beautiful planet will switch to the benevolent vegan diet, now! The Royalists in the United Kingdom
Such a wonderful event, The Royalists! We are elated to learn that the United Kingdom is making such noble progress towards a virtuous vegan way of life. May you and the creative British people be forever touched by the affection of our animal companions, Supreme Master TV team
P.S. Master sends Her happy vibes: “The Royalists, reading your positive news lights up a smile on my face. My gratitude to His Majesty King Charles III for actively supporting the vegan movement among his subjects. It was also brought to my attention that Buckingham Palace has advertised to hire a vegan sous chef to be part of the royal kitchens. Keep up the good efforts to lead by example, and let us continue to pray in our hearts for the freedom of the animal-people. May the wealthy land of the United Kingdom continue to bloom like the fragrant flowers in Heaven.”
