In today’s news, United Nations provides funds to support relief efforts for citizens affected by wildfires in Syria, international team of scientists finds “surprising” rise in Southern Ocean salinity, United States engineers develop new separator to extend lithium battery life, Kyrgyzstani man builds eco-friendly homes using rice husks, good Samaritans in South Africa give drums to underprivileged youth, United States vegan deli foods preferred over animal people-based meats in blind taste tests, and Dutch city builds stairs to prevent cat-people from drowning in canals.
The following joke has been specially designed to bring you some fun. It’s entitled “Walking Straight.”
A crab-guy met a crab-lady and asked her to marry him. She noticed he was walking straight, not sideways like the others. She thought:
“Wow, this crab-guy is really special. I can’t let him get away!”
So they got married. The next day, she saw him walking sideways just like every other crab and got upset.
“What happened? You were walking straight before we were married!”
“Oh, sweetie… walking straight takes a lot of effort and concentration, now that we are married I’m reserving all that effort and concentration for you.”
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