In today’s news, United Arab Emirates addresses Sudan’s humanitarian crisis, Swedish study highlights benefits of wise food taxes, Chinese engineers build floating system to generate power from raindrops, Uganda receives grant in acknowledgment of conservation efforts, US farm workers say “Good Lord” put them at scene to save kids from burning bus, Caribbean city hosts inaugural vegan conference, and dog-person in United States reunites with family after five years.
I bet you can guess what’s coming next. That’s right, the joke of the day! It’s called, “Misplaced Sympathy.”
A few nurses were trying to console a mother who had just given birth.
“You can’t blame her for being upset about the delivery settings. After all, she delivered her baby in our hospital elevator.”
A fellow nurse chimed in.
“That’s nothing. Last year, a friend of mine helped a woman deliver her baby on the front lawn of the hospital.”
At that, the patient began to wail.
“That was me!”
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